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A cheeky tune about our feelings towards Christmas.
I'm sick of those 12 days,
and the adverts that they bring.
i'm done with musical nativity plays,
from people who can't sing.
so on the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
a fucking good time to be lonely.
so you can shove your stocking down your throat
and suck my baulbles if that floats your boat.
i've cut down my tree at last,
'cause family is a thing of the past.
it's christmas, bloody christmas.
i'm dashing through the snow,
on feet like blocks of ice.
my jingle bells won't grow,
but booze is at a low price.
so on the last day of Christmas,
i guess i'll just get drunk.
i'm a martyr to the cause
of anti-christmas punk
opening the door
of the advent calendar
the chocolate always sucks
i'm meant to be happy
in this month
but i couldn't give a fuck
so on the first day of christmas
and the last one too
and all of the days in between
i'm forgetting you.
released January 12, 2012
lyrics written and performed by Alex Day
guitar written and performed by Matt Beauchamp